Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #6

(Submitted by @cookerstarring )

TZS: "Do you guys think we don't have any logic?"

Orange: "No! Why wouldn't we have logic!"
*resumes to eat seafood*

TZS: "EW ORANGE THATS CANNIBALISM!"

Orange: "What do you mean? Look there's people seafood and there's food seafood okay?"

TZS: "We don't have logic that's true..."

Blu: "So mate, wot is the dare for our little program today?"

TZS: "Why do you sound astrailian?"

Blu: "Just went there mate, problem?"

TZS: "Blu, Astrailia was literally drowned by rising sea levels now... How did you exactly go to Australia?"

Blu: "I swam around that area mate!"

TZS: "Inklings can't swim..."

Blu: "SCREW DAT WHATS THE DARE?"

TZS: "Go to space without space suits..."

Orange: "Its all right I went to space already... During my time in space I fought the huge Octorain boss who was flying on his DJ machine and remixing famous songs with his wasabi sticks of doom."

TZS: " @cookerstarring you are so right... They make no sense."

*after a long setup for rocket*

TZS: "F*CK THE COUNTDOWN BLAST OFFFFFFFF!"

Agent 1: "I NEVER AGREES TO THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!"

Orange: "IF I DONT MAKE IT, KILL BLU FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!"

Blu: "WHAAAAAAAA MAAAAATE?"

CC: "YOUR STILLL NOT AUSTRAILIAAAAAANNNNNN!!!"

Judd: "MEEEEEOOOOOWWW (I LEFT MY MILK AT HOOOOOOOME!)

Everyone except TZS: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

TZS: "Guys we already left the atmosphere stop yelling!"

Orange: "Oh..."

Agent 1: "I'm floating! Ack!"

TZS: "You shouldn't be... The engine creates artificial gravity..."

Agent 1: "oh.."
*falls face first on the floor*

TZS: "Anyway now that we're in space! We done the dare! And you're right @cookingstarring ! We have no logic!
See you in another-
TRUTH
OR
DARE!"

Blu: " Now does anyone know how to go down?"

Everyone: "..."

Blu: "F*ck..."