Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #15

(Requested by @epiczacktime )

TZS: "THE TRUTHS ARE ALL GOOOOOOOOOONE! WHYYYYYY?! Oh hey guys I'm alive again."

Blu: "Oh god. Look who's back..."

Orange: "Yay! More truth or dare! I LOVED last time's dare! Can we play splatoon again? This time I'm level 50 and--"

Agent 1: "Shaddup! Trying to sleep here! It's like two hours before midnight!"

Agent 2: *zzzzzzzz*

Blu: "Alright non-squid guy, what's the internet want us to do now?"

TZS: "Woah... Since when did you become so edgy?"

Orange: "Its not him, it's the splatoon disc you bought us. He's too fresh for online multiplayer apparently..."

CC: "I TOLD YOU BUCKOS SHOULD GO OUTSIDE MORE OFTEN! This be the result if you play too much games!"

TZS: "Okay... Anyway the dare is specifically 'Orange and Blu'--"

Blu: "If it's another romantic thing I will personally splat you into thousands of tiny calamari peices."

TZS: (0.o)
"N-n-no it's not romantic, it's robbing a bank."

CC: "YOU BUCKOS STOP THIS MADNESS!" *old man scream*
"Think 'bout the orphans who can't have them crabby cakes 'cause of no moneys."
*sniffs*
"Who can survive without them crabby cakes..."

TZS: " You can just rob it and once you get outside you guys can go back in and out it back!"

Agent 1: "Oh an exclusive! I'm gonna go get my camera gear for this!"

Agent 2: "I don't think that's a good idea... At all. I mean we're both at the scene of the crime... Won't it make us--"

Agent 1: "Famous? YaYA!!!!1!!!11!1!!"

Agent 2: " Did you just say 1 after yaya? Not all our lives is on the keyboard Callie..."

TZS: "Lets just go I'm kinda on a schedule here..."

One bank robbing later

TZS: "That... Was... EPIC! And also very bad because we broke the law. DO NOT BREAK DEM LAWS CHILDREN!!!"
(Don't sue me!)

Orange: "HAHAHA DID YOU SEE MY MATRIX DODGES?! BLU YOU WERE SHOT SO MANY TIMES!!! HAHAHAH!!"

Blu: "I hate you and your banks."

Orange: "My bank?"

Blu: "yeah, that's the bank you and your parents store money, remember? You might as well just went to your room and broke your squiddy bank."

Orange:*gasp*
"NOT MR. SQUIDDY!!!!"

Agent 1: *cries*
"My beautiful beautiful nail... BROKEN! What kind of cruel deadly injury have they brought upon me but not on my ugly sister?"

Agent 2: " I was splattered 8 times I'm pretty sure I have more serious injuries than you..."

TZS: "Anyway thank you for watching dare #14 of
Truth
Or
Dare
AGENTS!
And please don't request any romance crap I dun wanna be calamari!"