Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #14

(Submitted by @p1kacr4ft )

TZS: "I'm alive! Hahahahahaha!"

Orange: "I THOUGHT YOU ABANDONED US!!!!"

TZS: "About that... I..."

Blu: "What kind of idiotic excuse do you have now?"

TZS: "I don't, I'm sorry for being so lazy I guess. I was just too excited with the new games that I like. NOT SAYING THAT I DONT LIKE SPLATOON ANYMORE!"

Orange: "Well that's a first..."

Agent 1: "Alright guys you wanna hit the mall again-- WTF OMG UR BACK!"

Agent 2: *yawns*

SPZ: "Okay enough of this crap let's get this thing started again."

Blu: "...what started again?"

Orange: "OH FWAAAAAA!!!!!"

SPZ: "Yes that thing."

Blu: "You better not be talking about... AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

Agent 1: "I JUST recovered from the time Judd shot us out of a splattershot!"

Judd: "Meow meow... (Good times...)"

Agent 2: "I knew should've worn head protection today..."

SPZ: "And today's dare is.... To play splatoon!!!"

Everyone: "WHUUUUUUUU?!"

SPZ: "Come on guys! Didn't rent a gaming bus for nothin'!"

Orange and Blu: "ALRIGHT!!!! Hey stop saying what I say!"

Agent 1: "Yipeee! I saw it in stores and it looked fun!"

Agent 2: "Beat the game, level 50, all weapons including from amiibo. Take me on."

CC: "Back in my day we didn't have splatoon thingies! We just shot ink at each other's face outside!"

Agent 1: "Outside gramps?! With no air conditioning? And no chips?!?!"

Bluzi: "rough life..."

SPZ: "I only rented it for an hour... Also where did Orange go?"

Orange: *inside bus playing*

Forty five minutes later

SPZ: "Okay I need everyone's reviews on the game!"

Orange: *curled up in corner*
"...I saw me...and more of me... And it was so real... And... It was like... Someone was watching my every move.... HELP!!!!"

SPZ: "oooookay then..."

Blu: "Best game of all time, recommend for everyone, even for infants! But now that I think about it... Orange is right..."
*sits down and hugs knees*

Agent 1: "HAHAHA IT WAS THE BEST I WAS IN THE INTRO AND I WAS ALSO GUIDING THE PLAYER THROUGH THE GAME HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

SPZ: "...do you need any medical help?"

Agent 2: "2/10 sure I was in it but clearly not enough."

CC: "YE BUCKOS MYST PLAY THIS GAME 24/7 HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

SPZ: "Like grandfather like daughter..."

Judd: "Meow meow (I was totally out of character...) meow meow meow (for example I don't dance) meow meow... (I sleep...) zzzzzzz"

SPZ: "okay that was fun..? I'm gonna go comfort Orange and Blu and go get help for CC and agent 1... But until next time, see you on
Truth
Or
Dare!"