Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Marriage? Oh gawd...

Blu: *looks at title*
"Whelp, we're f*cked..."

Orange: "IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

Blu: "ME TOO! I'd probably die in Orange's laundry!"

Orange: "Excuse me?"

Blu: "Well that's what you'll do once we marry. I'll probably be the guy who cleans everything up in the end..."

Orange: "EXCUSE ME?"

Blu: "I'm just saying how SLOBBY a wife you would be!"

Orange: "I happen to be a GREAT wife you dingus!"

Blu: "Oh yeah? What about that time you drank seven cans of pop in front of the television WITHOUT CLEANING UP!"

Orange: "You drank EIGHT!!!"

Blu: "Well I cleaned them up! Unlike SOMEBODY! *cough* Orange *cough*"

Orange: "Well... Uh... AT LEAST I DONT SLEEP WITH A SQUID PLUSHIE!!!"

Blu: "You leave Mr. Squidmuffins outta this!"

Orange: "Did I also mention you SNORE? Like a f*cking freight train! How do you expect me to sleep with you?!"

Blu: "I-I-I... YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP!"

Orange: "YOU FORGET TO FLUSH THE TOILET!"

Blu: "YOU CAN ONLY COOK TWO DISHES!"

Orange: "YOU CANT EVEN COOK ONE!"

Agent 1: "Don't you love the fights young couples have after marriage?"

Agent 2: "Yeah, but techniacally they aren't married yet."

TZS: "Uh... Are we starting anytime soon? Judd is falling asleep again..."

Orange: "I CAN PROVE TO YOU I AM A GREAT WIFE!"

Blu: "I CAN SHOW YOU THAT I AM A FREAKIN MAN!"

Orange: "YOU WILL SEE MY SKILLS AT HOUSEWORK!"

Blu: "TRY TO BEAT MY SKILLS AT WORKING AND FEEDING THE FAMILY!!!"

Orange: "WATCH ME WATCH THE KIDS LIKE A BOSS B*TCH!!!"

TZS: "Uh Judd? You'd better start before they're at each other's throats..."

Orange: "OH YEAH?! SHOW ME YOUR SKILLS !!!"

Blu: "YOU BE SOOOOO SATISFIED ONCE IM DONE!!!!"

Orange: "MAYBE I WILL!!!!"

Judd: "meow meow meow meow ( We are here today to bring together two singular souls.)"

Blu: "NOT F*CKING SINGLE ANYMORE! CANT GET MANILER THAN THAT!"

Orange: "WEDDED! HEAR THAT?! SKILLS!!!"

Judd: "meow meow meow ( Do you, Olivia Orange Grace, take this man as your husband?)

Orange: "YEAH! Wait... What did I just say?"

Judd: "meow meow meow ( and do you, Blu Bitish take this woman as your wife?)

Orange: *realizes*
*shakes head rapidly*

Blu: "IF IT PROVES THAT IM A MAN!"

Judd: "meow meow meow (you may now kiss!)"

Blu: *takes orange in for a kiss*
*wakes up*
"What the F*CK DID I JUST DO?!"

Orange: "You dingus head..."

Blu: "NUUUUUUUUUUU!"

I honestly thought if I was a wedding scene, it would be from my romance novels... But I guess not! That was just weird though.