Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #10

(I'll post three today just for safe measure... Anyway submitted by @cookerstarring )

Orange: "Hey guys! We got a dare!"

Blu:"Read it!"

Agent 1: "Ooooo! Their developing the husband wife relationship!"

Blu: "I just told her to read it!"

Agent 2: "Ooooooo! Next thing you know they'll kiss on purpose--"

*WHACK*

Orange: "DON'T YOU DARE GO IN THAT DIRECTION!"

Blu: "Bold text... Wow... Anyway let's see what we gotta do..."
*reads computer*
"Da fa?"

Orange: "What?"

CC: "Don't tell me it be another marriage... I just recovered from the buffet."

Blu: "...We have to crammed into a ink tank and shot out by Judd--"

Orange: "OH HELL NO!"

Blu: "It also says if you refuse to do so, you'll have to do it twice..."

Orange: *covers mouth*

Agent 2: "I haven't turned into a squid for ages..."

Agent 1: "What about that time you pretended you were calamari on your bed? You turned into a squid just fine."

*everyone looks at agent 2 funny*

Agent 2: "Don't judge the calamari!"

Orange: "Alright..."
*turns into squid*
*climbs into tank*
"Uh... Judd? Can you turn down the--"

Judd: "MEOW! (FIRE!)"

Orange: "--POWWWWER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!"
*splats onto the wall*

Blu: "Oh... Crap... Um..."
*climbs into tank*
"SCREW MY LIIIIIIIFE*

Judd: "Meow meow... (I didn't even blast it...)"

Blu: "Oh then... Maybe--"

*FIRES*

Blu: "I CAN GET OUUUUUUT!!!"
*hits light and smacks into the ground face first*

Orange: "HA! That must hurt!"

Agent 1: "Um... after you Marie!"

Agent 2: "This is the last time I do things before you..."
*climbs in*
"Now before we begin let me tie my squid tentacles back--"

Judd: "MEOW! (NOP! FIRE!)"

Agent 2: *Ricochet off the wall and into the toilet*
"Argh! My makeup!"

Agent 1: "Can we just do something else? Oh like make those two kiss again--"

All: "NO!"

Agent 1: "... Fine..."
*goes in tank*
"Hey... It's pretty roomy here!"

Judd: "MEOW MEOW! (SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH SPIRE!)"

Agent 1: "MY FAAAAAAAAAACE!"
*Smashes into computer*
*Electrocutes her*
"....Stay fresh!... Uh..."

Agent 2: "She's fine..."

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