Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #13

( submitted by @p1kacr4ft )

TZS: "I know some of you hate this, but..."

Orange: *facepalms*
"F*ck my life..."

CC: "Woah language!"

Agent 1: "Gramps don't bother, in this f*cking generation, everything is f*cked up as sh!t."

CC: "Yer just proved it bucko..."

TZS: "ooookay... Anyway, the dare is this!"

Blu: "WILL WE DIE?"

TZS: *pulls out Splatoon*

Blu: "NOOOOO I WANNA LIVE LONGER-- OMG SPLATOON I WANNA PLAY!!!!"

Agent 2: "I get to live with idiots..."

Agent 1: "Hey I'm not an idiot! I'll have you know I earned a degree!"

Agent 2: *mutters*
"In being stupid..."

Agent 1: "WHAT?!"

Agent 2: "Nothin'"

TZS: "Anyway I got enough copies for all of you... So go home and play and then tell me how it is tommorrow!"
*hands out splatoon discs*

TZS: "Alright goodnight!"

(The Next Day)

TZS: *Yawn*
"Morning guys how was yesterday? I bet you-- GAH!"

Orange: "...what...?"

TZS: "WTF DID YOU DO YOU LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE THAT HAD BABIES WITH FRANKINSTEIN!!!!"

Orange: "He... I played Splatoon all night... Good news is I'm level 32 now."

TZS: "I had the game for a month and I'm still level 18!"

Orange: *yawn*
"LOL... No0b..."
*falls alseep*

TZS: "Oooookay then let's check on everybody else--GACK NOT AGAIN!!!"

Everyone:
"We all played all... Night..."
*yawn*

Blu: "Level 31.... Can't beat Orange--"
*falls asleep while standing*

Agent 1: "Turned the game... On and off just to see my report over and over again... I look fatter on TV..."

Agent 2: "You look fat in real life..."

TZS: "You know what... Just go back to sleep no more dare for any of you today.
Anyway thanks guys for reading this and see ya guys next time!"