The Side effects of Fangirling

Gravity Falls theory.

Before we start, this article obviously contains spoilers!

Firs off, I'm still on the subject of the last Mabelcorn.

The entire fandom wonders, who will Bill choose as his pawn? Well, other than the usual suspects(such as Pacifica), I'd like to analyze the episode for clues.

Credits cryptogram: A simple man with eager ears may trust the whisper that he hears.

"I'm a simple man..." Stan, Boss Mabel

"I'm happy to be all ears." Stan, The Stanchurian Candidate

In Stan's own words, it's him.

Viewer : But the Mystery Shack being protected is why Bill needs a pawn, whose outside the-

Alex Hirsch: Next time: The gang goes on a roadtrip across the State, away from the Mystery Shack!

Fandom:*facepalm*

You heard it here, it's gonna be Stan. *Silently crying*