The Side effects of Fangirling

A normal text between me and my boyfriend.

Me:Wanna hear the most effed up thing about the song I'm listening to?

Boyfriend:Sure.

Me: It's about a deformed guy who as a child was mocked and turned away from society. Eventually, he ran away. Even the man who was supposed to keep them safe didn't care about him. Then, he comes back, and his deformity becomes use full for the main dudes plan to break into houses. Suddenly everybody likes him, and says he's the best.

Boyfriend: Whoa

Me:It's called Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.