"There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles." – Unknown
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"We need to stop hanging up on each other."
"Hey hey, you were the one who insulted me."
"Yeah, well, shut up."
"Apology accepted."
"Good."
"So, what were you going to say about me before?"
"I was going to say that you seem super confident, so I was wondering why you were afraid of public speaking."
"I may seem outgoing, but I'm not. At least, not to most people. I'm on the more introverted side of extroversion. Fairly sensitive, smol bean material, you know what I mean?"
"Hm, that's interesting."
"Hey, why don't you do your speech on, you know, social awkwardness or something?"
"That's actually not a half-bad idea. Thanks for the suggestion, asshole!"
"There's no way to make that sound non-sarcastic."
"Your face is sarcastic."
"Aww, I'm so touched!"
"You should be. I should probably go and write that speech."
"All right."
"Righty-ho."
"Oh, and Sushi?"
"Yeah?"
"Um, I know you'll be great anyway, but... good luck."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
