"Chocolate is like medicine but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it." – Edward Jones
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"Please work, please work, please work–"
"Hello?"
"Fletcher, you're here!"
"Yeah."
"Why didn't you pick up yesterday? I had to leave a message on your cell."
"Sorry."
"You're such an idi– wait, what? Why aren't you arguing back?"
"..."
"Fletcher, what's going on? Even if you split your pants in front of a crowd, I'll try my best not to laugh. The keyword being try."
"..."
"Fine, I see how it is, you assho–"
"Waffle Cones is closing down."
"What?!"
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
