(Mindy) "Well, desserts aren't always right." (Homer) "But they're so sweet." – The Simpsons
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"Sushi-chan!"
"Asshole-san!"
"What's up?"
"The ceiling."
"Woah, we have a sassy one over here."
"What? It's the truth!"
"Whateves, I totes believe you."
"You're totes annoying."
"I totes didn't realise."
"Totes."
"Totes."
"..."
"Wait, Melanie's screaming about something again."
"When am I meant to start caring?"
"Can't it wait, Melanie? I'm talking to my friend right now!"
"Fletcher, you can leave if you need to."
"No, she's not my girlfriend!"
"Wait, what?"
"Sushi, you're not my girlfriend, right?"
"Uh yeah, that's right."
"That's what I've been trying to tell Melanie and Erin and Alex, but none of them believe me! What does it take to convince them that we're friends?"
"Aren't you supposed to be talking to Melanie?"
"Oh, right, I need to go."
"Have fun, Flip-Flop-Fletcher!"
"I'm sure I'll have loads of fun, Sushi. Note the sarcasm."
"Also, why does Melanie to talk to you?"
"Ah, I don't know. It seems important though, since she also herded up Alex, Erin, and the other employees."
"There are other employees?"
"How did you not know that?"
"How come I've never heard from them? Did you lock them in a broom cupboard?"
"Nope, I gagged them first."
"Oh, silly me, I should've researched how to keep my co-workers captive."
"I'm disappointed in you, Sushi."
"Anyway, have fun being shouted at, and remember that I hate you!"
"Love you too, Miss Sushi!"
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