"Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness." – Terri Guillemets
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"Suuuuuushi..."
"Assholeeeeeee..."
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What am I meant to be guessing?"
"You're meant to be guessing what I wanted you to guess."
"You got a new phone?"
"No, and that's such a boring guess."
"You gave birth to a baby koala?"
"What the fuck?"
"Okay, apparently not. In my defense, you wanted an interesting guess, and anything can happen when you're involved. Ooh, wait, did you finally get a girlfriend?"
"Oh my god, your guesses are so wildly wrong. It's actually quite pitiful."
"Tell me what happened, then!"
"Why are we screaming again?!"
"Because you're a dumbass!"
"Not this again!"
"I agree!"
"What I wanted to tell you was that I got an A on the calculus test!"
"Holy shit, that's amazing!"
"Sushi, you're a tutoring goddess!"
"Thank you!"
"I thought you were going to say that you hate me! You know, being faithful to the usual protocol and all!"
"I hate you!"
"I hate you more!"
"I hate you most!"
"I need to go and do something now!"
"Wait, what?"
"Sāyonara!"
"Don't you dare hang up on–"
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