So you've finally decided to take things into your own hands. Congratulations, your happy ending is just a few steps away.
All happy endings, stolen or otherwise, follow a simple formula: (guy+ girl)*drama + suspense
Therefore, your first order of business is to find a guy.
This step is crucial.
You can't just go up and introduce yourself to potential candidates, that would be counter productive. Besides, when people ask how the two of you met, do really want to bore them with some story about a friend of a friend?
Meeting your guy can happen in a number of ways; a broken elevator, on your doorstep, or even at a grocery store. The possibilities are endless. It just has to look unexpected... almost karmic.
If you're still confused, we recommend that you start by "accidentally" bumping into random members of the opposite sex till you find one you like. Or, if that's not your style, try becoming a regular at a local coffee shop.
[Additional Tip: Already met your guy? No worries. Just move to a different town for a couple years and try again.]
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