Lucifer

4: Three's A Crowd.

Ava's POV.

I look at Gabriel concerned. What is it ? When Lucifer is done ordering he completely disregards Gabriel as he leans over to me. I can't help but feel bad for Gabriel. This was our date. And Lucifer Knight completely crushed it, stepped on it, broke it, and threw it out the window where it got more crushed by a bulldozer.

Okay. That's a little hyperactive imagination. But whatever. At least this way we will meet again for another date because there is no way am I letting him go without actually having a real date. At least then I would've tried. Right ? Right. Right ?

"So Ava... Tell us something about yourself" Gabriel says emphasizing on the 'us'. His voice smug and a mysterious smile playing on his lips that says 'Game On'. I am not sure I like it.

Okay. That's two times today. I clear my throat. "Um...." But before I could reply he beats me to it. "Yes please. Tell us. I would love to know more about you."

"Well uh... My name is Ava Thompson. Child of David and Evelyn Thompson. I went to The Seattle High School. And I am a female. You know my Dad's X chromosome mixed with my Mom's X chromosome and viola. Here's me. Which ultimately means I have a vagina. Which I would not like to embarrass anymore. I came to KGOC today to give an interview for an internship. I am quite surprised I was only five minutes late because from what i know about my best-friend she wouldn't have let me out the door at all. Trust me, she is crazy to my crazy. There was this one time I was peeing she came inside my stall, breaking the lock saying she missed me very much and that I was taking too long. We were banned from that store after that. Well I kinda had it coming to me since I did kinda, sorta, accidentally burned down her entire underwear collection which was again retribution to her throwing away all my underwear and bras... She said they were all Neon. What is wrong with neon? I love neon colored underwear. I mean of course not the ones that glow in the dark... because why would you wear underwear in the dark at all? You can just be naked. What a liberation, let me tell you. I hate bras so much sometime I just feel like ugh.... tearing them apart. I never wear any bra or panties during night. Excpet if I am on my period... Oh sweet mother of god.... What did I just say?"

I realize but it was too late. The damage had already been done. I am officially the most awkward person ever. I react so weirdly and creepily to awkward situations that I turn tomato all the time. And I am pretty sure I could compete the Red Rush Shade of Lakme... Which is is really red. I mean so red to the point where.... that is not the point. I slowly peek up my eyelashes and dare a look at both males. And if it was possible, I make it even more awkward by adding, "You both don't have vaginas. Probably X and Y chromosomes." So yeah that happened.

Gabriel is the first one to break down. He erupts into laughter and is accompanied shortly after by Lucifer who is trying to laugh and still look like THE BIG BAD CEO. How do you do that? Gabriel if almost off the chair and i see around to notice we have captured the attention of half the restaurant. Who wouldn't? Lucifer gives up after sometime and laughs hard with Gabriel. I find myself drawn to Lucifer when I give myself time to take him in. His laughter is probably the best one I have ever heard. Better than my asthmatic Seal one. Definitely. After ten minutes when I come to my senses, mind you they laughed very hard for ten minutes, I try to gain their attention," Glad you both are happy at my expense" I grumble.

The waiter comes and serves our food and gives me a very weird look and leaves. Well thanks buddy. You are not so attractive anymore. Both men look at me with huge smiles on their faces. Not the 'I am happy to see you smile' or the normal smile. No. Their smiles are the 'I just laughed so hard at you and am still controlling it' smile. Which let me tell you.... Gabriel looks so fucking delectable. And then I look at Lucifer who looks edible. I don't think he would mind if I take a scoop right?

PUBLISHED : June 9, 2016