This one was requested by MarkipliersGF and @FoxyDaOrangePirate awhile back. Only thing is that MGF requested it being Sniper x Reader. And FDOP requested a third one... So... HERE IT IS!
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(Y/n): Snipes?
Sniper: Yeah sheila?
(Y/n): Explain 2 me why there is piss and glass all over the outside of my door. In the hallway?
Sniper: Funny story.... Scout.
Scout: Wat?!
Sniper: I was just walking down the halls, with jarate jars in my arm, minding my own business. Until Scout comes along. Running like always. Being a blind bat, and ran right into me. Covering both him and me in piss.
Pyro: EWWWWWWWWW! XP
Spy: Disgusting.
Medic: That is disgusting.
Demo: That is nasty, laddie.
Engie: No wonder Scout went running towards the shower covered in urine.
Scout: Shuddap! I said I was sorry!
Sniper: whatever m8
(Y/n): So you guys run into each other, spill and break jarate jars, and run off without cleaning it up?
Sniper: ....
Scout: ....
Spy: Disgraceful.
Scout: Shut up frog! Go hop away!
Spy: I know you did not just call me a frog and tell me to hop away. Scout, I will sneak in your room, strangle you in your sleep, and cut your body up into pieces and burn all evidence.
Scout: *gulps*
Spy: That is right. Do not test me, boy.
Scout: ....
Pyro: That was pretty dark dude....
Spy: Merci. I meant it to get dark at some point.
Medic: Herr Sniper. You have been quiet for awhile.
Sniper: um yeah... Sorry sheila. I'll clean up the mess.
(Y/n): Thanks
YOU ARE READING
TF2 x Reader Oneshots
RandomYes, as you can see in the title. I take requests. I DO NOT own any of the Team Fortress 2 characters. Enjoy...? Requests are open and probably always will be.
