TF2 x Reader Oneshots

RED!Spy x Jealous!Depressed!Reader

A/N: This contains suicidal attempts and self harm. Warning for those who trigger because of this. Read at your own risk.

You sit on a crate. Sharpening your melee weapons. You were pissed off today. Today, Spy was having his girlfriend, BLU Scout's mother, over. And what pissed you off the most, was that you had a thing for Spy. He never knew. Because you kept to yourself.

You hear footsteps. You stopped sharpening. The footsteps got closer. You quickly got off the crate and swiftly grabbing your machete holding it up against the unknown's neck.

The person chuckled. You looked up and saw it was Spy. He wasn't wearing his balaclava.

His hair slicked back except for some that stood up.  Some of his hair started out as light grey, but then faded to black the further it went to the back of his head. His side burns also had a charcoal like color to them as they transitioned into a five o' clock shadow around his mouth.

This was the first time you have ever seen him without his mask on.

'Damn it. Why did he have to do god damn handsome?'

"I see that you're all dressed up nicely."You say.

"Oui. A gentleman 'as to be dressed nicely for 'is lover."

You scowl under your skull toothed bandana. You clenched your fists,"He sure does..."You say hesitatingly.

Spy looks as you,"Is somezing zee matter, chérie?"

You hesitantly shook your head,"I'm fine."You say taking your weapons and walking away. Spy gives you a confused look then shrugged. He lot a cigar and took a puff of smoke.

After an hour, the special guest, well only to the guys, you didn't give a crap, arrived. You lean against the doorway with your arms crossed over your chest as you stated at the group of men flocking around BLU Scout's mother. BLU Scout on the other hand did the same.

You watched as men flicked his mother and so did he. He stood next to you with his back against the wall and one foot on the wall with his arms crossed.

"This is the most stupidest thing I have ever seen."You say.

"You can say that again, toots."BLU Scout says.

"They are all idiots."You say. BLU Scout nods in agreement.

Spy then walks over to you with his arm wrapped around the BLU female's waist.

"Mon amour, I want to to meet one of my closest friends."He says.

You wince a bit when the word "friends" came out of his mouth.

"Nice to meet you."She says. You look at her hand. Even though you had a bandana on, you gave her a forceful and fake smile. They could tell you smiled from how your eyes squinted.

"A pleasure to meet you also."You say in kind voice with a bit of sarcasm in it. She takes out her hand for you to shake.

'What am I? A dog? Do I get a treat for shaking your hand?'

You hesitantly shook her hand. Gripping it slightly tight. Your eyes bored into hers. she tried to get her hand away but your grip was too strong.