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ashtun and lucia didn't have any way of getting food or water, so they just decided to hide in the rubber dildo factory and hope that one of the friendly dildo men who worked there could help them. they waited and waited, but no dildo men ever came. they were very upset because they thought that maybe the dildo men could save them. they cried for days which made no sense because they were very dehydrated. but they didn't give a toot. ashtun decided that they would have to go out into the world and get food for themselves. but lucia thought it was a bad idea, so she stayed in the factor when ashtun left. ashtun went into the capital of germany and found a fish in a water fountain. he named it bryana, and even though he knew he was supposed to eat it, he couldn't. he loved bryana too much. so ashtun went back to lucia with bryana the fish. lucia was very angry because bryana was a very slippery fish and would always fall everywhere, and also, lucia wanted to eat bryana. but then lucia found another fish and called it arzaylea. arzaylea was a very nice fish too, but bryana and arzaylea didn't like eachother very much.