Stan x Wendy

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Token: Hello, I'm Token. Butters told us that it would be 'fun' if people throughout South Park gave us what they call 'ships' and have us-

Clyde: WE'RE GONNA REACT TO SHIPS!!!

Craig: I need new friends.

Tweek: GAH! I'm s-scared. What if we say something w-wrong and they all hate us?!

Craig: Aw, who cares? It can't be that bad.

Token: Actually, I think people take this pretty seriously.

Tweek: Oh God. I bet the gnomes are b-behind this!

Clyde: Yeah Tweek, you better be scared. Us shippers are scary!

Tweek: THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! CLYDE YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

*Craig punches Clyde*

Clyde: Okay, fine. Let's just get on with it.

*Clyde mentally fangirls*

Token: Perfect, oh look, the first one's easy. Stan and Wendy.

Clyde: Ugh, hate it.

Token: What, why?

Clyde: Because Token, Stan and Kyle for life.

Tweek: It's alright, 7/10.

Token: Yeah, they're together so...I guess if they're happy then it's good. Craig?

Craig: Sorry, I was going to say something but I forgot why I cared.

Tweek: Come on C-Craig, Butters was right, this is kinda f-fun.

Clyde: Yeah Craig, funnn.

Craig: Fine, 8/10

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Author: I know that no one will probably read this, but feel free to request ships. :)

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