Hange x Levi

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Tweek: Hange is k-kinda scary s-sometimes.

Clyde: Tweek, you think everything is scary. Need we list it all off?

Tweek: N-No.

Clyde: Too bad; mint flavoured mouth wash, twist mops, construction paper-

Tweek: It's unnaturally c-coloured!

Token: Resealable plastic bags, wine racks, flower pots-

Tweek: That's wear the s-sock goblins go t-to the b-bathroom!

Craig: Lawn chairs, scented candles, I could go on and on. But I think there's one big thing that I'm forgetting...

Tweek: GNOMES!

Craig: Ah yes, specifically underpants gnomes.

*Token and Clyde laugh.*

Tweek: They're o-out for my b-blood man! I'm t-telling you!

Token: Back to the ships now. I don't have anything against this one. 7/10 I think.

Tweek: I do! She's p-probably working w-with the toothbrush pixies!

Clyde: Do you mean the Tooth Fairy? She's not bad Tweek. Not that she's even r-

Tweek: No no! N-Not her! Toothbrush p-pixes are evil! They c-come into my h-house and they-!

Craig: Just rate the ship Tweek.

Tweek: ZERO!!!

Craig: Good. 3/10.

Token: Why?

Craig: I guess I just prefer Petra...

Token: She's dead.

Craig: So is Marco, idiot.

Clyde: Maybe Craig likes Petra, do you love herrrrr?

Craig: God help me.

Clyde: Any-who! 5/10. Levi and Eren always.

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Author: I never know how to spell her name. XD Is it Hanji? Hanje? Hange? I'm so confused!

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