Craig's OTP?

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Clyde: You're OTP, Craig, is...wait for it...
Craig: Just spit it out.
Clyde: It's you and Petra!
*Token face palms*
Craig: ...you're such an idiot.
Clyde: Did I get it?
Craig: Of course you didn't get it, stupid! I've made it obvious to you from the beginning and you still haven't gotten it.
Clyde: Well I'm sorry that I'm not Sherlock Colmes
Token: Holmes, Clyde. Sherlock Holmes.
Clyde: Yeah, that one. I'm not him!
Craig: You still should have gotten it.
Clyde: Is it Bebe?
Craig: Ew, no.
Clyde: Wendy? Token? Nicole? Do you have a thing for Token's girlfriend?
Craig: No to all of them.
Clyde: Butters, Stan, Kyle?
Craig: All wrong again.
Tweek: What a-about Red?
Clyde: Hush, Tweek. I'm thinking. ...is it Red?
Craig: No, it isn't. And dont hush him.
Clyde: Kenny!
Craig: ...stupid. No.
Clyde: I give up! I give the Craig and Petra ship 10/10.
Tweek: I dont r-really like it. Four.
Token: Seven.
Craig: Zero. I wonder if I'll just have to tell you guys who it is myself someday. You're all so clueless.
Tweek: When will you t-tell us?
Craig: Someday. I promise, Tweek.

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