Token x Clyde

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Clyde: Okay! My turn to pick. Let's seeeee...I bet you guys that this one is going to be the best one here.
Tweek: Maybe it's C-Craig's OTP!
Clyde: Maybeee...
*Clyde picks out a slip of paper.*
Clyde: It says 'Token' hon hon hon, Token who's your secret lover? What will Nicole say?
Token: Just read the stupid ship.
Clyde: Token annnd, drumroll please, Clyde! What?!?!
*Token falls off of his chair.*
Craig: Hah! See how you like being shipped with an idiot, Token!
*Token gets back up and brushes himself off.*
Token: Just so you know Craig, Clyde's grades have improved.
Craig: Yeah, by about 0.00000000001%.
*Clyde shrugs*
Clyde: Better than nothing.
Craig: Stupid.
Tweek: Off t-topic!
Craig: This isn't my OTP. I mean...I'll only ship it if it pisses you guys off.
Token: It does.
Craig: Ten out of ten!!!
Clyde: Hey Token. Heyyy.
Token: What?
Clyde: You loooove me?
Token: I have a girlfriend.
Clyde: Shhhh, I can keep a secret.
*Clyde puts a finger to Token's lips.*
Token: Okay, that's enough. Zero.
Tweek: I f-feel awkward...I better n-not say anything.
Clyde: Of course you feel awkward Tweek, you're the only one who hasn't been shipped yet.
Tweek: Yeah, I g-guess that's what I w-would expect. I don't k-know anyone who would w-want to date m-me.
*Craig blushes slightly and looks away while Clyde mumbles under his breath.*
Clyde: ...I do...
Tweek: W-What?
Clyde: Don't worry about it.
Craig: Do you know who you're talking to?
Clyde: Good point. But anyway, I guess...I guess I have to say zero.
Token: You made the right choice, nice going.

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