Matt x Mello

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This is one for Spock007 ! I don't now what else to say...how's Kirk? Did you break up with Uhura yet?

*Clyde sniffs around the room.*

Craig: What the hell are you doing?

*Clyde sniffs Craig's sweater.*

Clyde: Do you guys smell that?

Tweek: W-WHAT?! IS THERE A GAS L-LEAK? A FIRE?

Clyde: ...worse.

Tweek: GNOMES!!!

Clyde: That's the smell of a ship that sunk, rose up, and went to heaven.

Token: Oh my God.

Clyde: I cried over this one Token. Are you judging my tears?

Token: ...no, not at all.

Craig: We would never.

Clyde: Good because for this one well...move over Eminem, there's a ship sailing through your waters!

Tweek: W-What? I don't g-get it.

Clyde: Eminem, the rapper. It sounds like M and M, so Matt and Mello, which is a ship. That means that there's a ship sailing through his waters.

Craig: That's one of the worse jokes I've ever heard.

Clyde: What a downer. 10/10!!!

Token: What about Near?

Clyde: Don't attack my ships! We have counter attacks!

Craig: Sure you do. 4/10.

Tweek: 8!

Token: 6/10.

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