Tweek: What! Yes! Cartman w-was right, these two are dating!
Kevin: Uhhh...Tweek...
Tweek: What?
Craig: It's a ship, Tweek. They don't actually have to be together. Did you forget why we we're here?
Tweek: No...but...maybe it's j-just so perfect that we c-can ship it into existence.
Jimmy: I don't think it works like that.
Tweek: Well it s-should.
Craig: ...I know what I would ship into existence.
Token: I know you do, Craig. I know you do.
Tweek: How do y-you know?
Token: Anyways...
Clyde: I can feel that this ship sucks.
Jimmy: How?
Clyde: Don't question me. I have my ways.
Craig: Ways of annoyance.
Token: Let's not do this now.
Craig: Why?
Tweek: Because this is s-supposed to be fun! It's not f-fun when you're always being a j-jerk to Clyde!
Craig: What's your problem, Tweekster? I'm having fun doing that.
Kevin: Moving on then...
Token: Good call...
Jimmy: I'll rate this s-s-s-seven.
Clyde: Jimmy!
Jimmy: What?
Clyde: You can't! Bebe is mine!
Craig: She's not going to go for you anymore, dude. Your dad closed up the shoe store last week.
Clyde: Then I guess I'll just have to charm her with my looks and in-tell-i-mil-ance.
Craig: Intelligence! It's intelligence! And you have none!
Tweek: ...Craig...
Craig: Fine. I'm giving it a ten. Get over her, Clyde.
Clyde: Never! She will be mine! Zero!
Kevin: I guess I'll give it a zero, then.
Token: Me too.
Tweek: Same.
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Team Craig Reacts To Ships + Answer Questions
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