Bill x Dipper

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*Tweek begins to breathe heavily*
Craig: Tweek, what's wrong?
Tweek: They k-know...
Clyde: What's he going on about now?
Tweek: This s-ship is from G-Gravity Falls...
Craig: Yeah, so?
Tweek: IT'S SCARY!
Craig: Tweek, it's basically a kids show. Rosie watches it all the time.
Token: ...it's not a kids show...
Tweek: THERE A-ARE GNOMES! I W-WATCHED THE F-FIRST EPISODE WITH BUTTERS! I A-ALMOST DIED!!!
Clyde: Okay, there are gnomes. But this is still a pretty cute ship, Tweek.
Tweek: I k-knew it.
Clyde: What?
Tweek: I knew i-it from the very b-beginning. You're one o-of them, Clyde! You're w-working with t-the gnomes!
Clyde: If the gnomes are the Gravity Falls fandom, then yeah, I guess I am.
Tweek: See, y-you don't even t-try to hide it!
Token: I...I'm in the fandom too.
Tweek: Hello? Can y-your hear me? I w-was wondering if a-after all these y-years YOU WOULD H-HAVE TOLD ME T-THE TRUTH ABOUT Y-YOU TWO BEING S-SPIES AND TELLING THE GNOMES E-EVERYTHING ABOUT ME! ...I can't even look at you...
*Tweek runs up to Craig and hugs him*
Tweek: You're n-not working with t-them are you?
Craig: No, of course not. But they aren't either, okay?
*Tweek looks back at Token and Clyde, then Craig*
Tweek: How can y-you be sure?
Craig: Because, I've seen them kill gnomes.
Tweek: Really?
*Craig nods*
Tweek: O-Okay. I'm s-sorry guys...
Token: It's okay, Tweek.
Clyde: It's fine. Back to this ship though, I'll give it an eight.
Token: I like Dipper and Pacifica better. Three.
Clyde: ...ew.
Craig: Seven.
Tweek: Uhhh...the gnomes w-will be mad at me i-if I give this a b-bad rating... ELEVEN!

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