Petra x Tree

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Clyde: At first I was afraid, I was PETRified.
Tweek: No!
Clyde: It was meant to beee. Wait...it was meant to tree.
Token: Nice one.
Craig: You should go into stand up comedy, Clyde. At least then you'll be away from me.
Tweek: I don't understand. Why d-did she have to d-die?
Clyde: Because she got in the way of Eren and Levi.
Token: Or Hange and Levi.
Craig: Or Levi and cleaning supplies.
Tweek: I ship a m-mop and a b-broom. There's no r-room for Levi in that e-equation.
Token: We're not talking about Levi, we're talking about Petra and a tree.
Clyde: The tree.
Tweek: I do not s-ship this! I liked P-Petra, and then she d-died and everything was r-ruined! 0/10.
Clyde: I ship it. That tree lover can go straight to hell for messing with Ereri!
Token: That's harsh. I don't ship this either. It seems kind of mean. Zero.
Craig: Yeah...I liked Petra too. Zero.
Clyde: I see another ship incoming. Can I make up the next one on the spot?
Craig: God help me.
Tweek: This is going t-to be bad.
Token: ...go ahead.
Clyde: Ready? I'm telling you, this is for sure Craig's OTP.

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