Stan x Cartman

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Token: What is the ship name for this?

Clyde: Stanman.

Token: ...what...

Kevin: Stanman. It's Stanman.

Craig: I shouldn't say this...

Jimmy: Oh God...

Craig: But...

Tweek: Just don't k-kill people with your w-words! It's very d-dangerous.

Craig: Stanman?!?!

*Craig bursts into laughter*

Kevin: Don't judge! We don't judge here!

Token: ...since when do we not judge here?

Craig: Stanman...yeah...that's the superhero they call when they've got to make budget cuts.

Tweek: Craig!

Craig: Don't act like I'm not right.

Token: You're right...a little bit.

Clyde: We're not rating the name! We're rating the ship!

Craig: This couldn't work. Cartman is an egotistical jerk and Stan is an emotional little-

Clyde: It's cute though.

Kevin: Yeah.

Token: No...Yeah. I-I agree with Clyde too, Kevin.

Kevin: ...okay...

Jimmy: Am I sensing...some tension?

Token: Of course not. That would be stupid.

Kevin: Yes. Very.

Jimmy: I think that you two need a time out.

Kevin: Why?!

Token: What did we do?!

Jimmy: You're being very p-p-p-p-passive aggressive towards each other.

Kevin and Token: But-

Jimmy: Go.

*Kevin and Token shamefully walk to the corner.*

Tweek: How are y-you aloud to do that?

Jimmy: I am a wizard.

Tweek: ...no way...

Jimmy: Believe it.

Tweek: Oh m-my... I worship you! Did y-you go to Hogwarts?!

Jimmy: Hell yes I d-d-d-d-d-did.

Craig: Okay, that's enough. Don't brainwash my boyfriend. Rate the ship.

Tweek: I'll say six.

Jimmy: Seven.

Clyde: TEN!!!

Craig: Why did I know that was coming? Zero.

Clyde: Why did I know that was coming?

Yes, Spock007 . Stanman.

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