My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
It is an ongoing joke with Lauren that nothing can get her out of bed other than the apocalypse or a beef and chicken fajita botana platter. Once she is in bed she is not getting out of bed until the next day. I have tried screaming that the house is on fire or even pretending to fall out in the living room. That time she just called me on the phone to see if I was okay. This time I texted her to come over to my room. I started pressing random letters on the phone so she would think I was having a stroke. It didn't work.
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