#1
Lauren- "Dad!"
Me- "What?"
Lauren -"Did you know that kangaroos have 3 vaginas?"
Me- "I am not having this conversation with you. Do your damn homework."
Lauren - "Three vaginas dad."
Me - "Got it. Three vaginas. Good to know."
Lauren - "Does that mean that it is a virgin if doesn't use all ..."
Me - "Shut up already!"
Lauren - "Got it. Shutting up. Good to know."
#2
"Dad!"
"What?"
"I want an alien tattoo!"
"A tattoo of an alien or a tattoo from an alien?"
5 minutes go by...
"The first one."
#3
"Dad I need something to read!"
"I have a million books on my shelves. Come pick one!"
"Oh yeah, books. Nevermind."
YOU ARE READING
Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.
Non-FictionMy daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
