Lauren- It smells in this room.
Me- Like what?
Lauren- Like that smell when you are putting air in one of those floaty things the kids use in the pool.
Me- Like plastic?
Lauren- The pool thingies. You know, for the kids. So they won't drown.
Me- Like plastic?
Lauren- The ones they put around their arms to keep afloat. You blow air into them.
Me- Plastic?
Lauren- The smell you smell when you are putting the air in and you accidently breathe in.
Me- Plastic.
Lauren- Yeah, plastic.
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Lauren- I have an idea.
Me- No.
Lauren- No what?
Me- Just no. Whatever it is, just no.
Lauren- That's mean. You haven't even heard it and you are already saying no. What kind of dad does that to his daughter?
Me- Me.
Lauren- Why?
Me- Okay, what is it?
Lauren- You have to promise to do it first.
Me-No.
Lauren- It won't cost any money.
Me- Well, okay then.
Lauren- Okay. We can make this our thing. Okay? Here it is. Every time we eat at restaurant and we really like it we get up and yell "Hell yeah!" and then high five each other and then go around the restaurant and high five everyone in the restaurant. Gotta spread the food love, Dad. Let's do this!
Me- You have issues.
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Blonde Moments: Life with a blonde teenage daughter.
Non-FictionMy daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
