My daughter, as smart as she is, sometimes says the craziest things. This is a collection of actual quotes that came directly from her. You can't make this stuff up. I blame it on her hair.
Then there was that time when she had not gone to the bathroom for 2 days for some reason. She had tried 3 different laxatives and nothing. I gave her a glass of prune juice and sent her to school. Am I the best dad ever or what?
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