What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you more.
*After the surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
* Girl starts crying*
Dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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*Me and my friend texting*
Me: I just watched a film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events the son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapped over thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled person.
Friend: Oh cool. What was it called?
Me: Finding Nemo.
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Wikipedia- I know everything!
Google- I have everything!
Facebook- I know everybody!
Internet- Without me, you are all nothing!
Electricty- Keep talking bitches :)
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My brain:
3% names
1% phone numbers
2% stuff I should know for school
94% song lyrics
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My graduation speech: "I would like to thank Google, Wikipededia, and whoever the hell intented copy and paste. Thank you"
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Always stay positive!
*Falls down the stairs*
"Oh shit I got down those stairs fast!"
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Apple was going to make a smaller version of the IPod touch for kids, before they realised ITouch Kids sounds really wrong and awkward.
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As a result of the growing number of foreign nationals coming to the UK we now have the "Immigrant Channel", with these great shows:
Currynation Street
Ahmed-Dale
Bollyoaks
Pakorama
Middle East Enders
