1. You get to eat 7 times a day.
2. You're gory and cute.
3. It's perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring... even if it's frowned upon)
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.
