1. Angels probably aren't your friends.
2. Cracks in the wall can't be repaired.
3. Make sure your 'proper identification' isn't a centuries old library card.
4. Fish fingers + custard = yum.
5. Turn left.
6. Be afraid of shop window dummies.
7. Trees are people too.
8. People who repeat after you can do so much worse than annoy you.
9. Reality tv will kill you.
10. Infostamps are not for human consumption.
11. Just because something looks real doesn't mean it is.
12. Britain's royal family are werewolves.
13. Count the shadows if you want to live.
14. Traffic jams could be a whole lot worse.
15. Don't blink.
16. Beans are evil... bad bad beans.
17. Exterminate doesn't just mean bugs.
18. Spare hands are handy.
19. Sometimes everybody lives.
20. A series of four taps is really bad news.
21. Jammy dodgers make handy self-destruct buttons.
22. Pockets are always good to have.
23. Never go anywhere without a sonic screwdriver.
24. Birdsong means your dreaming.
25. Always bring a banana to a party.
