Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his TARDIS but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay leading the people to victory. I crossed the rainbow bridge to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and ended back in my room.
Teacher: But... your only five minutes late... how did you... in only...?
Me: Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.
