ME AT THE CHOOSING CEREMONY
Me: *cuts hand* *tears up* HOLY OH MY THAT HURT LIKE A MOTHER
Me: *gets hand blood everywhere* sorry oh my
Me: *trips over own feet* GOD DANG IT
Me: *crashes into the bowl of hot coals*
*catches on fire*
Me: *takes erudite bowl and pours it on self*
Me: *slips on own blood on the floor* *falls over*
Me: OH MY GOODNESS I JUST WANTED TO BE DAUNTLESS WOW
Dauntless leader: no
Me: PLEASE?
Dauntless leader: go home
Me: But I am from the dauntless faction.
