philgon: hey dan
danniester: what
philgon: are u my little toe
danniester: is this a pickup line
philgon: cuz i'm gonna bang you against every furniture in my house
danniester: OK THAT WAS GOOD
philgon: thanks you know what would be better?
danniester: what
danniester: no don't answer that
philgon: stop being a spoil sport
danniester: i knew what was coming, i could've fainted
philgon: it wasn't that bad
philgon: i think you're just suffering from lack of vitamin me ;)
danniester: phil stop i'm gonna punch you
philgon: with ur lips ;)
danniester: omg ur such a slut
philgon: like ur mum
danniester: oi
philgon: lol sup
danniester: nothing much, you
philgon: were you raised in a barn?
danniester: hey, rude
philgon: because you sure know how to raise a cock ;)
danniester: fuck you
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ok but imagine phil actually saying stuff like that
also 269 reads hmmm ;)
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Romance[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
