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philgon: i'm here

philgon: open the door sweetheart

danniester: do you have food?

philgon: no

danniester: smh such a useless

philgon: if you're too hungry you can have my dick :)

danniester: maybe i will ;)

philgon: you'd love it

danniester: is it 3ft long and glowing blue

philgon: yes

danniester: that's all i need in life

philgon: i know

philgon: now can you pls open the door??

danniester: be patient baby

philgon: fuck you

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did you hear about orlando? :(

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