The signs as History of Japan quotes (I had to do this xD This video is hilarious.. thank you tumblr)
Aries: "They downgraded to a fuck ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade"
Taurus: "how bout I do anyway?"
Gemini: "no" a little quieter this time"
Cancer: "open the country. Stop having it closed"
Leo: "Can you maybe chill?" "How about maybe you chill?"
Virgo: "Ding dong it's the outside world"
Libra: "~how about sunrise land~"
Scorpio: "this sucks!!!!"
Sagittarius: "~bye~"
Capricorn: "in the year -1000000000 Japan might not have been here"
Aquarius: "rich people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai"
Pisces: "Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and its ~beautiful~"
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zodiac signs ✓ 2015
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