Aries - Is so bored they are taking full advantage of the abandoned bar and has started their own drinking game
Taurus - Was so hungry, the entire time they were eating and has only just realised the bride and groom have been wed for the past hour
Gemini - Is trying to get everyone into a picture and failing miserably
Cancer - Is busy tending injuries from their fight to the death with Libra for the bouquet
Leo - Has been talking for hours into the microphone doing what is meant to be a toast/speech
Virgo - Is telling everyone how much better the wedding would be if they'd organised it
Libra - Is busy tending injuries from the fight to the death with Cancer for the bouquet
Scorpio - Is still being yelled at for shouting 'don't do it' when the bride and groom were saying vows
Sagittarius - Is trying to get the number of one of the waiters they like
Capricorn - Is quietly trying to leave without anyone noticing
Aquarius - Is busy wondering if anyone would notice that their wedding gift was an old and hated birthday present
Pisces - Is drunk
