"What the fuck? No!" Leafy said as he looked afraid. "Boyyyyy, why would I want your number, you look like a burnt sweet potato!"
How could he say this?
What!?
He is so rude, OMG.
Tears of blood cascaded down my face. "But Leafy-Kun..." I whispered. "Please, Senpai..."
Leafy must be mine.
"Nah, son. You just got rejected."
"B-b-but Leafy, that's not cool.." I whispered.
And he said I'm the one that looks like a burnt sweet potato? Boyyyyyyy.
"Yeah, I fuck dogs. Get over it." He said, completely ignoring me.
"Leafy, I can't believe this."
"It's legal where I come from." He said like the degenerate he was.
I stood up from the table, regaining my composure. After straightening my bland green apron, I smiled and asked politely. "How are your positive vibes?"
Calvin looked suspicious and narrowed his eyes at me before taking a sip and whispering...
"I just love the crunch."
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Coffee Shop // leafyishere fanfic
FanfictionWhen leafyisbeafy is uploading at a coffee shop, he runs into a random reptilian. Is it love, or is she a fucking degenerate? TRIGGER WARNING:: so cringey you will probs die
