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( BITTEN )

HOUSE
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       Blood is splattered over the walls and furnishings. A body with a badly wounded leg lies on the ground and another body is covered with a sheet.

       Sam, Elena and Dean enter, guns drawn. Sam checks the body under the sheet and Dean goes upstairs.

       Dean removes an iPod from its docking station, stopping the music. "Rest of the place is clear." He says.

       "Yeah. Uh... no ID on this one. Um... and no clue who is painted on the walls." Sam says.

       "Well, whatever happened, looks like we missed it." Elena says.

       "Yeah. Great. Wait a second." Sam points to a half-open laptop with a post-it note that says "Play me" stuck to the lid.

      "What the hell?" Dean fully opens the lid of the laptop, and he and Sam sit down in front of it. Dean clicks on an icon that says "Play Me." An application opens and "This should never have ended this way" appears on the screen.

SUPERNATURAL

HOUSE
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      Sam, Elena and Dean are sitting in front of the laptop. The screen still reads "This should never have ended this way." The screen goes blank and the camera zooms in on the screen.

      "Hey, Christopher Nolan."

       "Yeah?"

       "Lens cap."

       "Oh..."

CAFÉ
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       Through a hand-held camera, we see a young man (Michael - Man 1) sitting at a table in a café. The camera then turns on the face of a second young man (Brian - Man 2), who appears to be holding the camera.

       "...crap. Damn." Brian points the camera back at Michael.

       "Strong work, genius." Michael says.

       "Dude, I have no idea what to make this movie about." Brian says. "And I'm, like – I'm A/V Club President, so, you know, it's got to be good."

        "Here. Give me that." The screen goes black for a moment as Michael grabs the camera. He then points the camera at Brian. "I'll tell you what..."

       "You're gonna make it?"

       "...you're gonna make it about." Michael continues.

       "Okay."

       Michael points the camera at himself. "In a world where nothing is what it seems..." Brian laughs. "...one brave, shockingly handsome, virile young man..." He points the camera at Brian. "...and his faithful, learning-disabled..."

       "Oh, no." Says Brian.

      "...robotic manservant must battle through waves..." Michael points the camera at other male students in the café. "...of cybernetic asshats in order to sexually liberate..." He points the camera at a group of female students. "the women of –"

       Brian smiles. "Okay. Give me that. Give me that." He says.

       "Oh, please. I bet at least one of these girls would let you partake in their awkward-guy experimental phase."