Small but Divine (Old)

Chapter 5 - Blackmail Material

After Class - Freetime - Thursday - 3 Hours & 30 Minutes Until Curfew

May 15

Blaze's POV

Okay, so I know Lanny told me to go play football with Jasper, but I like being a rebel, so I followed him and Aria to the ice-cream shop, with a flawless disguise of some sunglasses, a dress, and a hair ribbon. I know for a fact that I am the last person on Earth they would suspect to wear something classy. Except maybe Elisia, but knowing her, she would just show up wearing pyjamas.

I sat a few tables behind them. I could clearly hear their conversation, and I'm a badass, and badasses eavesdrop, therefore I had to listen in, while I waited for my ice-cream.

"You're going to order the most expensive ice-cream you can, aren't you?" Aria sighed.

"No, I'm just going to get the second most expensive. One septuple scoop of money-flavoured ice-cream served on a silver platter. And don't forget the sprinkles."

"Okay, so, that's one scoop of chocolate ice-cream in a normal cone. And for me, I'll have a single scoop of maple walnut in a normal cone."

Hey! You could easily afford a silver platter! You would just need to sell every musical instrument you own, including your voice."

"You're an idiot, you know that?"

Lanny laughed, "Hey! It's not nice to say that to the boy you love!"

I saw Aria, and for a moment, she turned a bright shade of pink, before it vanished, "Me?! Love you?! AS IF!!!"

Someone clearly has a crush, and based on the suddenly uncomfortable looking Lanny, he likes her back. Yay! Potential blackmail material!

For like, 30 incredibly boring seconds, they just sat there, before Lanny broke the silence. "You know, there was a fourth reason I sent Blaze to chill with Jasper..."

"Oh yeah? Why?"

"Because she obviously likes him. I figured I could either make her confess, or, the better option, make her uncomfortable, as payback for giving me the incredibly tedious task of healing people. Either way, it's using her feelings against her."

Crap, they've got blackmail material against me. Abort plan to use my newly found blackmail material.

-Oh My Fairy Tail Loving Butt Is Bored Right Now-

Okay, spying on these two is boring, I'm going to the kitchen to get ice-cream.

I walked into the forbidden kitchen of doom, and looked around. There was like, two other teenagers in there, and they were on dish washing duty, so they didn't notice that I was some random thirteen year old child who was going to make ice-cream. I looked out at the customers, who were lining up. A boy, who looked to be about fifteen popped his head into the doorway, "We need a chocolate-vanilla mixed soft ice cream in a cone, stat." He directed me, not even noticing that I wasn't supposed to be there. I watched him walk back out, and spoke to a little girl, probably around eleven, and tell her that her ice-cream would be ready shortly. Then I heard her say something, that I was not going to forgive.

"I hate Fairy Tail."

Okay, she probably said something like, "I hate Larry Hales." (He's this like, really old singer, that your grandma probably listened to back in the Stone Age or whatever. But I heard Fairy Tail, and I am going to do a 'great' job making her ice-cream...

Aria's POV

"It's okay people, it's just a slight malfunction with the stove!" This exhausted looking guy told us, as we all crowed outside the now smoke-filled ice-cream shop. I heard the same guy's voice a moment later, saying, "Who are you even? Get out!"

And a familiar flame-brain was tossed out of the shop.

"What are you doing here? And more importantly, why were you in the kitchen?!" Lanny looked more disturbed than angry.

"...Making ice-cream...?" Blaze sounded unsure of herself.

"With an oven?"

"Uh...yeah. That's how you make ice-cream, duh."

Lanny continued, "You know, if you wanted ice-cream, you could've just gotten some out of the freezer at home."

What?!

"LANNY YOU HUGE IDIOT!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOU ALL THE WAY BACK TO KANALIS!!" At this point, fire trucks and police officers were arriving, and now everyone was staring at me.

"What?! What did I do now?!" He turned to me.

"YOU MADE ME BUY YOU ICE-CREAM WHEN WE HAD SOME AT HOME THE WHOLE TIME?!?!"

"Having you and Blaze in the same building is a disaster waiting to happen, so I brought you out here to avoid World War Three!"

"And just look where that got us!!"

Ugh, I swear upon the name of Irene, we just wanted to have some ice-cream.

Rana's POV

"I don't even want to know..." Was my first reaction when the police officer showed up with an annoyed looking Lanny, standing in between Blaze and Aria, who appeared to be having a glare-off.

"This one burned down an ice-cream shop." The officer, gestured towards Blaze, "and these two...I just didn't feel like leaving them to start a fight. They were in a pretty intense argument when we arrived."

Lanny was right, this generation of Diviners are the exact opposite of divine. And I'm responsible for all thirteen of them.

Fan. Flipping. Tastic.

A/N-- I was actually able to reach my goal of 800 words this chapter! I'm proud of myself.

Sooooooo...yeah. That happened. Starting to think that Bruce is rubbing off on Blaze a little too much, with his getting into trouble...

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Okay, I'm done. Ninja out!