Eurovision 2016

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Basically-
Ukraine- WAR IZ BADDDD *jumbled Ukrainian*

Australia- BITCH MY HEART LIKES SILENCEE

Russia- shouldn't this be Belarus's song...?

Bulgaria- WAIT. LOVE IS A CRIME?! SHIT!

Sweden- I'm not sorry. *flips Nordics off*

France- *weird French*

Netherlands- SLOOW DOWWWNN

Austria- flowers 0ω0

Cyprus- LIFE IS A MIRACCLEEEE

Hungary- *manly screaming*

Germany- the fuck is with my girly song .
And getting no votes.
*cries*

Czech Republic- IiIiIII STAANNDDD

Italy- THERE IS NO DAMN DEGREE OF SEPERATIN

Croatia- lighthouse. Croatia.
Haha.

Spain-*this song actually describes Spain-*

Iceland- wait.
Why isn't this Norway's song....?

Norway- why isn't this Iceland's song...?

Denmark-*cries*

Finland- Oh come on den! Why don't you sing it away!!

Lithuania-*proud as hell getting seventh place*

Latvia- HEAARRTBEAAT*

Estonia-*cries* last place ;__;

Montenegro-((what even is this-))

Georgia- how did this get a better place than Estonia-

San Marino- I DIDNT KN0ω THOS SONG WAS SO BAD.
HOWD IT GET INFRONT OF ESTONIA...?!::!:!:!:!/!//!/!?!?!?!?!

Belarus- I can fly bitch.

England-*rips off Denmark and gets a higher place I think*

Ireland- IN THE SUN.
LIGHTTT.

Malta- I CAN WALK ON FUCKING WATER

Israel-*crying of how emotional the song is then laughs because the song is called,"Made of stars" and the artists name is, Hovi Star.*

Macedonia- DONOUGHT DONUT DONUT DONUT-

Armenia- it's a love wave. *ducks*

Azerbaijan- I actually forgot what this was-

((Doesn't give one shit about the rest-))

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