Nordic Crack becux reasons

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Denmark-*driving around with Norway*

Norway- butter

Denmark- what--

Norway- go to the store. And. Get. Fucking. Butter.

Denmark- Why-

Norway- get. The. Butter.

Denmark- okay-- *accidently crashes the car into another car*

Denmark- god dammit

Norway- wow, good job.

Sweden-*gets Out of the hit car*

Denmark- oh shit its Sweden

Sweden-*goes to the car and opens the drivers side* why is Denmark driving

Norway- I'm lazy

Sweden- we don't let Denmark drive because of this

Denmark- rude much-

Sweden-*walks back to his own car and drives away like nothing happened*

Norway- wtf

Denmark- he's the Ikea king

Iceland- don't question it--

Norway- how the hell did you get here

Iceland- England

Denmark- how'd you get from England to here--

Norway- idiot, that's not what he meant.

Denmark- oh

Iceland- ignore my presence

Norway- we will if you call me big brother

Iceland- *jumps out the window and runs after Sweden's car*

Denmark-  well then

Norway- go buy the fucking butter, peasant

Denmark- whhhhhyyyyyy

Norway- because

Denmark- but I don't want tooooooooooooooo

Norway-*screams*

Denmark- Woah-

Norway- bUY THE BUTTER

Denmark- *sniffles* okay, okay

Norway- good

Denmark-*buys butter*

Denmark-*chucks butter at Norway*

Finland- hey guys- *gets hit with butter*

Norway- nO *grabs butter off of Finland* minnneeee

Finland- what's wrong with him

Denmark- dunno

Finland- welp

Denmark-*starts dancing*

Everybody-*joins in*

R.I.p. butter.

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