Russia/Ukraine/Australia

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Reader:*casually celebrating Ukraine's win with Ukraine*

Kangaroo:*magically shows up in front of door*

Australia:*opens door and crushes kangaroo against the wall* iM HERE CUNTS

Ukraine: what--

Russia:*jumps on Australia* gIVE US YOUR WIN--

Reader: what df

Ukraine: no--

Australia: oH WELL FUCK

Russia: thIS IS A ROBBERY

Reader: what no it isn't-

Ukraine: why--

Sergey Lazarev:*flies through the window with his magical gayness powers* what seems to be the problem here?

Ukraine: Russia wants Jamala's win-

Russia: SERGEY. JOIN THE RUSSIAN SIDE-

Australia: WHERE THE HELL IS DAMI-

Sergey Lazarev: but...I am on the Ukrainian side-

Russia:*gasp* NO. *gets out pic axe*

Sergey Lazarev:*also gets pic axe out and magical battle of the gay's starts.*

Russia: dIE

Sergey Lazarev: nO YOU KILLED JAMALA-

Russia: no Sergey...I am Jamala

Australia: wtf

Ukraine: whut

Reader: whot

Kangaroo: ElLo

Dami Im:*crashes through the window and lands on Russia* G'day mates

Australia: no. Just don't even try, Dami. You're Korean/Australian. You can't do that-

Dami Im: mkthwrtrucker I do what I want-

Reader: wHat-

Serhat: I DIDNT KNKW THAT I WOULD BE HERE-

Jüri Pootsmann:*sits on serhat*

Ivan: lOl

Freddie: NU MY HUSBANDU

Justs: why am I here

Donny: cuz you've been waiting for this night

Justs: kill me

Frans:*sits on all the non qualifying Nordics that's everyone but him* iF I WERE SORRY-

Reader: what even is this anymore

Ukraine: idk *flies away*

Reader:*flies away as well*

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