Reader:*approaches Seychelles in glasses and trench coat* hey, I need to tell you something
Seychelles: yESSSSSSSS??? WHAT IS IT--
Reader: I'm gay, don't tell anyone else okay?
Seychelles: K boi ;) *goes into a crowd*
Reader: K good--
Seychelles: HEY BITCHES
Also Seychelles: IM AFRICAN
Again Seychelles: AND-- READER--
Reader: BOI DONT YOU DO IT--
The African one: iS GAY--
Crowd: whut-- OMFG READER IS GAY-- #LGBT #OMFGYAS #HOMOPHOBESTRIGGERED
Reader: you had one job