England:*sleeping like the shit he is*
Reader:*borrows sheer from Scotland and laughs evilly*
England:*sleep because he dead*
Reader:*shaves his eyebrows off but finds another layer of eyebrows* what the hell
Reader:*keeps on shaving but the layers never go away* ENGLAND WTF HOW
England: *wakes up and slaps reader* BITCH WTF
Reader: iM JUST GONNA GO
England: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO
Reader:*dies*