Reader- hello. We are on mission 69 today. D E S T R O Y A L L C O F F E E S U P L I E S!
Turkey-*sipping coffee*
Reader-*knocks it out of his hand* o3o wooooopsss.
Turkey- NUU PRECIOUS COFFFEEEEEE
Reader-*knocks mask off*
Turkey-*crying and doesn't seem to notice*
Reader- 030 *travels world and destroys all coffee sources*
Turkey-*doesn't seem to notice and is still bawling his eyes out*
Reader- deport misssiiooonn
((Hetalian_Waifu needs to see thisss))
