FNAI- Five nights at Ikea
Sweden-*holding Finland*
Finland-*scared shitless and clings onto Sweden*
Mahogany Table-*appears at window*
Sweden-*throws hammer at it*
Mahogany Table- d-dad...why did...y-you...betray us-*dies*
Sweden-*tears up* I'm not sorry son...
Finland- wtf.
*in the hallway currently*
Denmark-*dancing to swan lake on another mahogany table*
Another Mahogany table-*dies*
Norway-*chokes Den with tie* stop dancing. You suck.
Iceland- why even-
Norway- shut up and call me big brother.
Iceland- no.
Norway-*screams*
*back with the Ikea fam*
Sweden- this hurts me.*throws hammers at Ikea furniture*
Ikea couch- DAD-*dies*
Ikea vase- no...*dies*
Ikea lamp-*turns off and dies*
Finland- what.
Sweden-*throws final hammer at Ikea logo*
Ikea logo- dad...I love you...*dies*
Sweden-*crie$*
Credit for idea- penquinsarecool
