BIKES ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND

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THEY ARE EVIL.

EVIL, I TELL YOU.

"I'll make you a dessert if we go out for a walk tonight."

"How about bike riding instead?"

MISTAKE.

MISTAKKKEEE.

ITS.

SO.

HOT.



CRI

IM MAKING A PARODY OF "You Do It For Her/Him" AND MAKE IT "You Do It For Dessert"

TBH THO ITS MORE LIKE "You Do It For Desert" CAUSE ITS SO HOT

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